Someone's not in love with Tebow?
I'll come right out with it. I like CFN, probably more so than any other college football site. Sure, they may not have loved everything I've written about them. But they're still a hell of a lot better than ESPN-types.
What am I getting at? Well, where, anywhere, have you heard someone, anyone dare say that Tim Tebow is not the OH-MY-GOD-HE'S-THE-MOST-AWESOMEST-INCREDIBLE-HANDS-DOWN-GREATEST-COLLEGE-FOOTBALL-PLAYER-IN-THE-HISTORY-OF-MAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!
I just read it today, actually, courtesy of a Mr. Pete Fiutak. CFN on Dec. 9, 2008: "Media, coaches, and everyone surrounding college football, I’m begging you to quit with the insufferable fawning and deification of Tebow like Dick Vitale and the college hoops-types like to do with Tyler Hansbrough, a marginally talented, grindy player who’ll make a nice living sitting on someone’s NBA bench. Tebow is a better football player than Hansbrough is a college basketball player, but running around and screaming “let’s go” all the time and getting in players’ faces doesn’t make him special. It makes him annoying."
I encourage you to go read the entire column, as it only get's better. But why hasn't anyone in the main stream media seen this already? Ratings, money, good TV, and oh yeah, ratings. ESPN isn't stupid. Tim Tebow is good looking (when you're the Heisman winner, you can get a lot of tail), a good student (well, for Florida), and super Christian (circumcising young Asian kids is his idea of a vacation). All that sells faster than $8 Bud Lights at a NASCAR race.
I think the problem I have with Tebow, which isn't personal, is that people are equating him being marketable with being a good football player. Colt McCoy could be in the same boat, but isn't. My guess is that it comes down to a simple production difference. Tebow already won a national championship (34-6 since 2006). And while Texas has been very, very good under McCoy (31-7 since 2006), he still won't get a shot at the BCS title.
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I find it funny that so many people talk about Tebow getting a lot of tail and being super-Christian in the same paragraph so often. Any Christian who takes their faith halfway seriously believes that sex outside of marriage is a sin. Ironically enough, Tebow takes it one step (OK, 100 steps) further - he doesn't believe in kissing anyone but his (future) wife. And yes, I'm 100% serious.
That said, I personally like Tebow. He may be annoying sometimes, but he's an incredible athlete, and a good kid.
Very true. I like him as a person, too. And you're right in that he doesn't really get a lot of tail. I meant that to be more figurative than literal.
>> a super Christian (circumcising young Asian kids <<
Uhm, circumcision is NOT part of Christianity. See: Romans 2:29, Romans 3:30, Acts 15:10, I Corinthians 7:18, I Corinthians, 12: 18, Galatians 5:6, Galatians 5:2, Galatians 6:15, Philippians 3:2, Colossians 2:12, Matthew 9:12
For Catholics (most of the Christians in The Philippines) it is even forbidden: "[The Holy Roman Church] . . . strictly orders all who glory in the name of Christian, not to practise circumcision either before or after baptism, since whether or not they place their hope in it, it cannot possibly be observed without loss of eternal salvation."
(from Cantate Domino, affirmed by popes from 1442 through modern times)
Uhm, you tell him that...
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3415297
http://asianjournal.wordpress.com/2008/05/06/football-star-tim-tebow-helps-circumcise-pinoy-kids/
http://thewizardofodds.blogspot.com/2008/05/tebow-begins-work-on-his-doctorate.html
http://deadspin.com/387054/tim-tebow-has-a-steady-hand-we-hope
http://www.foulballs.net/2008/05/tim-tebow-will-cut-your-penis.html
Oh, and is he a good Christian? Well...
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/topic/sfl-flsptebowdad08sbaug08,0,6523849.story
I'd take that over a flap of skin any day of the week... and I'm not even really religious!
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