Showing posts with label I Hate the South. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Hate the South. Show all posts

Monday, November 10, 2008

Southerners take college football VERY seriously

We've all been there before. Your team loses. A fan of the other team mocks you and your team. You get mad. But that's where most normal people end it. Not in the South.

"A man and woman were shot dead after an argument that witnesses said started over an Alabama-LSU football game..."
I'll admit, I was very pissed off the rest of this weekend. I'm sure I even said "I could kill someone right now," at some point. But I really can't imagine actually doing it.
"According to witness accounts to investigators, Dennis Smith, an LSU fan, called Williams, an Alabama fan, after the game, and the Smiths then went to Williams' home, where a physical altercation led to the shooting... Investigators said Dennis Smith had a pistol and Williams had a shotgun and fired."
Maybe the SEC is perceived by the main stream media as the "best" conference, because if it was't, they'd storm the studios and newsrooms with guns-a-blazin'. Second Amendment, my ass.

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Friday, May 2, 2008

News that's not really important


Not much is going on these days, say for a few early commitments from the 2009 recruiting class. So we bloggers are left to write filler and fluff. Sometimes it's fun, other times, it's almost a chore, but we all still love doing it. So here's just a few things that I noticed today that are worth mentioning.

-There Is No Name On My Jersey is the first of us to go down the "really early [insert something about 2008 season here]" path, gracing us with his pre-season, pre-summer, pre-reasonably-close-to-the-actual-season preview of the Coastal Carolina game--Penn State's home opener. I recommend heading over and giving it a once over. I'm sure you'll see more of them--like the one's I'm working on right now--from other blogs in the near future. Think we're a little anxious for some Penn State football?

-On another note, something that's a bit more significant to me, due to my out-spoken hatred of the South and the SEC, Mr. Former No. 1 Recruit--Ryan Perrilloux--is kaput from LSU. I won't say much about this... other than this: The SEC is full of cheating, lying, corrupt scumbags who hold no moral standards other than winning football games. Was I too nice right there? Nah.

I'm taking the weekend off.

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

200 strong, and growing

Although I don't feel quite as accomplished as Joe Paterno did on Sept. 5, 1987, I'm still amazed that this blog has held my attention for 200 posts. In spite of my readers' constant boredom with the content on this site, I plan to keep going for a long time. Count on even more dull analyses, unwitty commentary, and a constant defense of Penn State and college football against the Confederate States of-- I mean, the Southeastern Conference. Thanks for reading!

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Thursday, January 10, 2008

Article of the day

One of my favorite weekly standards, Pete Fiutak's Cavalcade of Whimsy tackles the Big Ten bashfest going on everywhere. I think he hits the nail on the head. His articles are usually very long (but very good), so I'll leave out a bunch of stuff here. So feel free to go and read the rest there.

If this column sucks, it’s not my fault … I wasn’t even able to win my own division outright, much less my conference championship, but I feel like I should’ve been playing for the national title after destroying an overrated Hawaii team that had its head out over its skis. Because I didn’t get a chance to play for the whole ball of wax, I want to overhaul the column and push forward a playoff system. I'm also writing up a formal proposal to turn back time so I can then benefit from the new format.

The brake pedal is the one on the left … Great, now I have to look like Mr. Big Ten again.

Has there ever been a backlash like the one against the Big Ten for having the temerity to lose a second straight national championship game? Columnists and radio talk show hosts across the country couldn’t shovel dirt on the league and Ohio State fast enough after the bowls, like getting whacked LSU is like losing to Appalachian State or Duke at home.

Well, the Big Ten did lose to Appalachian State (Michigan) and Duke (Northwestern) at home, but that doesn’t mean the conference is somewhere between the MAC and Conference USA on a national perception scale, as a my-dog-just-died looking Kirk Herbstriet said.

Look, if a fully healthy, fully rested LSU wasn’t the best team in America, it was a close number two, and you’d have been nuts not to think it'd probably beat any of the 118 D-I/FBS teams on that Monday night in the Superdome. Georgia certainly would’ve given LSU a fight (and I sort of think Missouri would, too), but a 99% healthy USC is probably the one team that truly has a claim to being the best in the country. The Big Ten shouldn’t be killed for getting blown out by a healed and fired up Trojan team in Pasadena; Illinois just so happened to be the team that got in the way of the speeding bus.

Second, to compare this year’s BCS Championship to last year’s is simply moronic. The Buckeyes were completely and totally outclassed, outhustled, outcoached and outplayed by Florida in every way shape and form in the Glendale debacle. Against LSU, they had several chances to turn the game around, but in the end, they just lost to a better team after battling hard for a full sixty minutes. This game was nowhere near as bad as the embarrassment against the Gators.

Third, the Michigan win over Florida and the Wisconsin and Michigan State performances have somehow been swept under the rug. The Badgers played Tennessee right down to the wire in a dead-even battle that just so happened to come out on the wrong side for the Big Ten. If nothing else, the game showed how there really isn’t a speed and athleticism disparity among the top teams. The Spartans, a lower division Big Ten team, played ACC No. 2 Boston College down to the wire in a loss. And, of course, Michigan got Chad Henne and Mike Hart healthy, and voile, the offense worked against the Gators.

No one’s saying the Big Ten is remotely close to being as good as the SEC right now. This year, I’d put the Big 12 number two, but in a sort of challenge, going from top to bottom, I’d take the Big Ten over the Pac 10 thanks to a better midsection, and I’d sure as heckfire put the league ahead of the ACC and the Big East. No, compared to several other teams, Ohio State probably didn’t belong in the national title based on the overall schedule, but if West Virginia had beaten Pitt or if Missouri had beaten Oklahoma, Jim Tressel would’ve likely been holding the crystal ball over his head while preparing to do future battles with the Les Miles-led Wolverines. This really wasn't a bad Ohio State team.

While we’re at it, let’s be honest here about all the outpouring of love going to the SEC for its bowl season. Georgia was terrific, no question about it, but every Big Ten bowl team would’ve beaten Hawaii. Every Big Ten bowl team, other than probably Indiana, would’ve beaten UCF (who lost to Mississippi State), a depleted Florida State (who lost to Kentucky) and Colorado (who lost to Alabama). With Arkansas mailing it in after Houston Nutt left and Darren McFadden ready to take his Escalade to the NFL, it probably would’ve lost to all the Big Ten bowl teams but Indiana and Purdue. I’d take Ohio State, Illinois, Wisconsin and Michigan over Clemson, who lost to Auburn, but I would’ve taken the Tigers over Michigan State, Penn State, Indiana and Purdue.

On the flip side, I’d take USC, who beat Illinois, over every SEC team but LSU in the Rose Bowl, and the Trojan-Tiger game would’ve probably been a coin flip. With the way Oklahoma State came out with everything working in the Insight Bowl against Indiana, it would’ve likely beaten Mississippi State, Alabama, Arkansas and Kentucky, as would Boston College, who beat Michigan State. Yeah, all the SECers would’ve beaten Central Michigan (who lost to Purdue), but Texas A&M, who put up a mega-fight against Penn State, would’ve likely beaten most of the second-tier SEC bowl teams.

Again, I’m not saying the Big Ten is in the same ballpark as the SEC. The league just wasn’t as bad as you’re probably making it out to be.

The voice of reason, however loud it may be at times, somehow gets lost in the constant chest thumping of the SEC fanbase. I really wish people would shut up for once second and hear out the argument, SEC fans. Oh well, I should have the "Waaayyy too early 2008 Preseason Top-25" later today, so check back then.

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Monday, January 7, 2008

Hilarious Cartoon

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Article of the day

Today's article is brought to you from Coram Deo Sports, a relatively new blog by an LA native living in Tennessee. It's an outstanding observation of southern football from an outsider's view.

National Championship or the Latest Civil War Battle

The following is a real conversation that took place during my first week living in the South.

My new Southern friend "So, you're from California?"

Me "Yes."

SF "You surf?"

Me "No."

SF "You know, the South is going to do it again!?"

Me "Lose another war?"

That is where that conversation ended, but it was a clear warning that I wasn't living in Southern California or 1993. More than my address changed the year I moved to Tennessee.

SEC fans are the most passionate and loyal group of fans I have ever met. It goes beyond supporting a team. It is deeply personal. I'm not sure what the South is going to do again, but I think it has something to do with football (or whichever sport the SEC is succeeding in at the time).

Two years ago I attended the Final Four in Indianapolis. UCLA played LSU and Florida played George Mason. I sat next to two Auburn fans who referred to Florida and LSU as 'we' during both games. "We need to rebound!" "We need to push the ball." I root for the Pac-10. I want them to do well in the NCAA tournament and their bowl games, but you'll be hard-pressed to hear me refer to Washington State as 'we.'

I have wrestled with why the SEC fans take things so personally for years. I have developed a theory. I honestly believe the SEC is the modern day Confederate Army. This region of the country lives with the history of losing a war to the rest of the nation. There is a lingering 'little brother has to prove himself to big brother' effect. The unity that exists in the conference is staggering because their hatred of each other is only outdone by their love for the conference.

When Florida beat Ohio State last year, it wasn't just a football victory. It was a statement about little brother being strong enough beat down big brother. Tomorrow night's game means different things to different people. For SEC fans, it is more than a crystal trophy. It is payback from the sting of a loss suffered 143 years ago.

My prediction - General Tressell - 27 Private Miles - 13

Tuesday's conversation will not be LSU's speed. It will be Ohio State's toughness and physicality.

Please keep in mind I grew up in LA LA Land where people show up to championship games in the 2nd quarter and leave at halftime.


Couldn't agree more with this guy. It's been nearly unbearable to deal with anyone from "away down south in Dixie" ever since last year's BCS championship game. This blogger hit the nail on the head. But no one from the SEC nation would read this and take a moment to think about it. They're too fast for some slow-talker from SoCal.

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